universaltits

"Ummm, hey, fella, how you doin'?
Well I'm doin' bad, and I hope your day's ruined."
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tbh i thought this song was the transformers

(Source: Spotify)

Tickling Rats for Science | Science Blogs | WIRED 

Laughing rats that playfully seek out tickling as its own reward sound delightful. But they can also be useful in several lines of scientific inquiry.”

dreadbian:

"The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision"

dreadbian:

"The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision"

went to warped tour, then cedar point, and got to see fireworks c:

i saw the cat staring at them, and this was what was happening .-. 

alaska’s in there :c she died yesterday :c

my cousin said that jimmy always looks high, and these three pictures just happened to show in this order.

the girls’ summer c:

noodlebutts:

I hate being a girl so much sometimes

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

mfw got the tuNNELS IN OMFG, I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO GET STUCK IN MY F*CKING HAIR YESYESYES

consulting-queer:

toomanypangalacticgargleblasters:

britney2007spears:

who is she?

Am I the only one who sees this?

I’m pretty sure this should constitute as some form of animal abuse.

so it IS nikki minaj

consulting-queer:

toomanypangalacticgargleblasters:

britney2007spears:

who is she?

Am I the only one who sees this?
image

I’m pretty sure this should constitute as some form of animal abuse.

so it IS nikki minaj

(Source: cockbarf)

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

leAVE ME ALONE. OMFG.

I GET IT, I’M LEAVING.

BUT SRSLY, GO AWAY.

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